The Top 5 Sports Superstitions by A.T. The Bartender
5. Peyton Manning (QB, Indianapolis Colts)
He reads the game program cover to cover before every game
He already knows your defence playbook, offence playbook, special team’s playbook, and your coach’s game plan. Now he knows your height, weight, where yo’ Mama sent you to school, and where she hides her Manning jersey. Let’s face it – he knows you better than you do.
4. Jason Terry (Guard, Dallas Mavericks)
The night before a game he sleeps in the opposing teams shorts
Kind of fitting cuz he usually takes them outta their trousers the next day.
3. Brian Urlacher (LB, Chicago Bears)
Eats 2 cookies before a game
I’m pretty sure they’re chocolate chip and not Tyra Robertson or Paris Hilton…
2. Jason Giambi (1B, Oakland A’s)
Wears a gold thong during a hitting slump
Obviously wears it a lot.
1. Tiger Woods (Golfer)
Wears red on Sundays in the final round
Now Elin sees red on every roundhouse of a 3-Iron to his SUV window. Parnevick, who introduced the two, was on point sayin’ she should’ve used a 1-Wood.
