With all the talk about how important it is for our athletes to perform well in this Winter Olympics, it is especially disturbing that when the big moment to light the torch finally arrived, we went limp.
Imagine that ten years ago I won a bidding war with three other dudes, to sleep with whomever in 2010 would be considered the hottest girl in the world. Quite honestly, in my daily life, posting up is not something I worry about. HOWEVER, after ten years of anticipation, when it came time to perform for the Queen of 2010, I wouldn’t take any chances. I’m talking about a Viagra-Cialis double down and an air pump for back up (they have those right?).
Ok, so maybe not everyone noticed and maybe the rest of the world will forgive us. But for me, it was embarrassing watching Wayner and the rest of the crew doing their best to remain composed while our equipment failed.
– A. Vice
