Who needs pupils, when you’re THE GOON!
Hey. Wanna know what happens when Frank Darabont and AMC throw Image Comics on the ol’ brotisserie? (Hint: it involves zombies, a tank and horsies.)
Fair warning: If you enter Yelawolf’s Rhyme Room, you may not want to leave. If you do manage to escape and feel the need to Deliverance-squeal, cross the street from Vimeo over to YouTube and peep out his excellent/creepy, Pop The Trunk video.
We don’t even need to come up with anything clever here. It has Ralph Macchio in it and it’s called ‘Wax On, F*ck Off.’ So f*ck off and watch it!
The greatest thing you’ll ever see. The greatest thing you’ll ever see’s sidekick.
Dexter Morgan? Meet Bill Sienkiewicz.
Gravediggaz ‘6 Feet Deep’ blows out 16 candles and 16 years worth of minds! Budabyebye! In other RZA-related news - GZA’s ten years in the making Wu Tang Clan documentary. The bickering around the breakfast table is epic, and the last few moments of the trailer made me miss Ol’ Dirty more than anything since his death. Motherfucker.
‘Machete.’ A movie based on a fake trailer. Rodriguez pans some more solid gold.
My boy Teddy Yip “is a knife.” (?) He’s also Principal of a (champion) racing team, Status GP. While the homey A.T. was waiting for the NFL season to start and killing time/sadness with pepperoni sticks and pool noodles, Tedward was out clockin’ victories in the Silverstone and Hockenheim rounds of the GP3 series. Anami Vice, meanwhile had a fairly open schedule other than releasing his debut video for you, opening for Naughty By Nature, launching a new website and servin’ up a second video! Old friend Jason Copland was catching up with really old friends. Me? I was eating french toast at your mom’s house, so really, we all win on some level. (Oh, don’t be mad, Ryan…I mean “Vision.” I left you some syrup.)
Speaking of the 2010 NFL season, NY Times blog ‘The Fifth Down’ has been previewing each team as they head into September. Roethlisberger, meanwhile, has been previewing alcohol poisoned college chicks as they head into bar bathrooms. Across town, ESPN was all like “Fuck you, Fifth Down! Two can play that game!” and put out their NFL Power Rankings list. Speaking of ESPN, if you haven’t seen any of their 30 for 30 sports documentaries, you just don’t like good things. At precisely the same time, Nuv was like “Fuck you both!” and straight up travelled to the end of the season, and returned with spoilers.
Attack of the Zax: 1) Well played, Zack Snyder. First ‘300’s sweaty dudes, then the glorious movie adaptation of ‘Watchmen,’ and now this? Your filmography is looking solid. 2) We will never tire of Zach Galifianakis. Throw in some Downey Jr. and we’re in. Watch the ‘Due Date’ trailer here.
Soooo…if you’re lookin’ for Nuv, Jay or Piggy anytime this Fall, and you can’t find them, chances are THIS is to blame. Don’t worry. They’ll take breaks to do this. And those. (And Lorn.) Huh? (Never mind.)
Finally!!! Goodbye Cathy. We sincerely hope you burn in hell. Keep some seats warm for Family Circus, ‘Kay?
Threadless makes even more shirts we would wear every single day.
Old school Rock not acting with kids or dogs. Just weapons and fists.
Dear Santa, I can’t decide, so you choose. This? Or That? So long as it’s not another year of coal, we’re square. Your pal and mine, Nuv.
35 movies in 2 minutes, gorgeously and seamlessly combined and animated. Sometimes the internet can be awe-inspiring.
Straight Outta Nuv’s Miss Teen USSR’s Kitchen: One. Two. Three. Four.
TCM trading cards. They’re fuckin’ cool looking AND they’re not Pogs!
Uhhh….this guy used to go by the name MC Haircut. If you’re still here, I don’t even know who you are anymore.
– The R2AK Posse
