Hi everyone, it’s Jay!
So it looks like summer has limped away after a pretty meh performance, and I don’t know about you, but I have the brutes. The only thing that has kept me going is a smooth diet of hilarity found on the internet, mixed with crying and clutching my straight to DVD copy of Titanic II. So let us all hold hands and get through this transition into F-U weather together. (As I was typing that last part, a skunk just sprayed outside of my apartment window and the smell is so strong I think I can see through walls)
The 7 best Shark vs Superhero fights – They only list seven cause it’s muthafuckin’ Shark Week y’all.
Speaking of muthafuckin’ – See R2AK’s own Evil Archie Andrews in all of his pasty, freckled glory live on stage and at the same time in red and blue on film?! That’s right motherbitches! It’s Jy Harris (and Reza Peyk & Gary Fong)…IN 3D!!!! Buy your tickets here for this year’s ‘Avatar.’ No. I meant this year’s ‘Antichrist.’ And by that I mean, this one of a kind stand-up comedy experiment will be AT LEAST as disturbing as Willem Dafoe’s balls.
Stephen King’s Dark Tower is going to be adapted into one of those new-fangled moving picture stories. Well, actually, more than one…
Tesla Coils + Iron Man = SCIENCE!
Steve Seeley is our new favourite dude right now. The following art contains: Batman, Sasha Grey and He-Man with a Bear’s head.
Brandon Bird is our second favourite dude right now because we can all agree, no one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford
Who likes awkward interviews? Well click here for one with Sean Penn and a freshly moustached Zach Galifianakis. Oh and two ferns.
Uh… more awesomeness from Comics Alliance. Comic/Bible mash up.
Vince from Entourage can direct the snot out of you.
Casey Affleck attempts to explain what the fuck Joaquin Pheonix has been doing for the past few weird/beard years.
I hate Auto-Tune as much as blue-balls, but I like what these guys are doing with it.
The most addictive thing you will try to stop doing this weekend.
50 Cent has taken over his Twitter account and it’s actually pretty amazing what he’s doing tweeting.
Troy from Community has an actual album out and if it’s anything like his duets with Abed, I’m in.
Your daily dose of NFL. The NFL Network’s top 100 players of all time (airing this week). The only video I can find ANYWHERE is this one.
Jason Aaron’s new CBR column: ‘Where The Hell Am I’ Anyone who knows A.T. the Bartender just did an impression of him.
Your daily dose of… What the hell was that!
Double Feature - Troy & Abed Strike Back! Troy & Abed: With A Vengeance!
In case you missed Ricky Gervais at the 2010 Emmy Awards, here you go Gunts.
And finally, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles are no doubt insane. Just check out the amazing gallery posted below, and be sure to check out Comics Alliance for more ‘Comics That Never Happened’ insanity.
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We need to make a pact, right now, to never leave a picture of David Lee Roth up for an entire weekend ever again. Deal?
Ha agreed. It wasn’t just David Lee Roth, it was David Lee Roth’s cartoon crotch!
The 50 Cent tweets are blowing my mind!