Hide ya kids, hide ya wives and… hide ya husbands cause Moss and Shannahan are rapin’ every fan up in here!
The NFL had two bizarre stories play out this week, neither of which erectly… uh I mean directly involved Brett Favre. They involved Mike Shanahan and Randy Moss. Ugh… I hope the next episode of C’mon Son! is entirely about these two shit rags.
I’m sure everyone knows about the weirdo move Mike Shanahan pulled this week. In case you didn’t, it went down like this. Donovan McNabb wasn’t playing all that great, according to Shanahan, and being the evil/shitty looking vice principal that he is, he benched McNabb and replaced him with Rex ‘what the hell am I doing out here’ Grossman. I guess Shanahan didn’t like McNabb’s 36-yard run to set up an easy touchdown. Or his 50-yard pass to set up a field goal. Either way, old Rex was put in for the last 2 minutes of the game while the Redskins were down. This is what the announcer had to say about it, “Is Rex Grossman coming in…(dead air)…I don’t understand this decision…(dead air).” Okay so the play starts and Grossman promptly gets sacked and the ball bounces right to a Detroit Lion defender aaaaand… touchdown. If I were a Redskins fan I would have punched myself in the balls!
In the post game conference Shanahan is obviously asked just what the f*uck was he thinking. His answer was (keep in mind; REX GROSSMAN was put in to replace McNabb). “I didn’t feel he was comfortable with our 2-minute offense”. The next day he said, “McNabb’s cardiovascular endurance wasn’t up to snuff to run our two-minute offense”. Umm okay Mikey whatever man. McNabb had run for a team-high 45 yards, and completed 17 for 30 pass for 210 yards, one touchdown and one interception. McNabb has also been to the Superbowl once and the NFC Championship 4 times. I think it’s time for Shanahan to go back to supervising detention.
And now for the other weirdo…
Randy Moss a.k.a the guy that should be talked to like a baby from now on. Whose the schmoopiest poopiest widdle boo boo ba ba…whose a little boo boo, whose that… Yeah so uh, well done Childress. Incase you didn’t know Brad Childress basically fired Randy Moss, no he didn’t inform the executives or anyone else and yes Childress is probably going to pay for that with his job but it came down to a coach cutting a whiny-baby of a football player. Go bitch somewhere else. Bitch. I bet that’s what Childress said!
If Moss hadn’t gone on TV and made a complete ass of himself, I wouldn’t be focusing this on him but the fact is, Moss can’t help himself. Telling the media he’s going to ask his own questions!? Okay Randy who are you mad at exactly? The Patriots? The Vikings? The Media? The Raiders? Your Sadness? Nobody goes on TV and says something like that unless they want attention. Babies get attention. Oh I got it, you’re mad at babies! Whew okay let’s move on then.
A lot of people are saying that they understand what Randy Moss is going through but I don’t. Why is he always complaining and why does he bail out of plays like this one? He knew he’d get the flag? He got sad thinking of Tom Brady? He bailed out because he’s being dramatic.
All I know is that he’s now a Tennessee Titan, and Jeff Fisher might smack some sense into him but I’m guessing he won’t. As good as Randy Moss is, he’s also an incredibly awful teammate and player when he quite obviously hates the coach and team he’s on, and loves his former team that he just played against. Suck it up and be a Pro!
– Jay Haddow
