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Action Bronson – Barry Horowitz

White people get their very own Ghostface Killah! His whole album (Dr. Lecter) is full of sick raps and nutty beats. Do yourself a favour: snatch that shit!

The next five songs are dedicated to Jason Copland. We’re either good pals or these songs are telling him I’m plotting to assassinate him. Maybe both?

Danzig – Thirteen / Black Hell / Mother

Iggy & The Stooges – Search and Destroy

Ice-T – Colors

Arctic Monkeys – Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair / The Making of ‘Suck It And See’

The Arctic Monkeys are super-clever and I always appreciate their song/album titles almost as much as the songs themselves. But don’t take my word for it. “Suck It And See” for yourself…

The Kills – Satellite

More awesomeness from the female Jack White. Meaning she can do no wrong. Plus she’s kinda trashy-hot. Bedhead, yo!

Big Wave Riders – Skate Or Die

I loved that video game, I love this song. Listen or die!

Bad Meets Evil (Meets Mike Epps) – I’m On Everything / Fast Lane / Living Proof

Rap itself pops a boner as lyrical titans Eminem and Royce Da 5’9” reunite for the June 14th release of Hell: The Sequel. (Name derived from the final line in the 1999 song Bad Meets Evil: “See you in hell for the sequel.”) Buy the EP. Skip the Bruno Mars-featuring track. Bump the rest with your face scrunched up, all “HOLYSHIT?!” disbelief-style.

Kanye West – Monster (Feat. Rick Ross, Jay-Z, Nicki Manaj & Bon Iver)

The rest of this post is “offensive” rap. Some real ignorant fuck-shit. The kind that reminds me of my honeymoon phase with the genre. Back when I used to sneak the shit home and listen to it quietly on headphones. After my mom went to bed. With the lights out. So fuck you if you don’t like it. Bitch.

King Fantastic – Stop Fucking Playing / The Lost Art of Killing

Tyler The Creator – Yonkers

Notice Tyler’s shot at B.o.B. above? Here’s B.o.B.’s surprisingly hard response.

B.o.B – No Future (Odd Future diss)

‘Kay Bye!

– Nuv