A Jackass goes to the big Dickhouse in the sky. RIP Ryan Dunn…
Patrick Martinez flashes motherfuckers with his Neon Art.
The best ten seconds you’ve spent since losing your “flower.” Behold!
5-Second Films: An American In New York • Father & Son
Vevo hosts a “toast to the douchebags”: G.O.O.D. Music @ SXSW 2011!
Balloon T-Rex is the baddest mofo with tiny arms this side of Ian Explosivo.
Splitscreen: A Love Story. Warm fuzzes for all of you weirdos with “hearts” and “feelings” and “boners.”
Put yourself in the movies (sort-of): The Augmented Reality Cinema App (Coming Soon)
Blood, Ink and iPhones: The First Ever Animated Tattoo. Sponsored By Weird Tooth/Gum Ratios.
Hot Wheels Metropolis II by Chris Burden makes you feel like the first time you climbed a rope in gym class. Blanks!
Senna drank gasoline and shat speed.
16-Bit Avengers Assemble!
Covering a cover: Coleco-Hulk smash!
The Little Mermaid pukes up Transformers 3.
One man. One mouth. A cappella Matrix. (Semi-related: Keanu thinks his name is pronounced “Karnoo.” Smarts!)
Speaking of ol’ pointy ears, cop Batman: Year One for your man-cave this fall. Cop Jack Black & Michael Cera’s Year One and have somebody throw it at your stupid nuts for buying that shit.
Christopher Nolan Hates Buildings, Chapter 4: The Dark Knight Rises and reveals himself below!
(Not all, like, Ian Expose-ivo style, with trenchcoats and clammy hands and having to inform his neighbours afterwards and stuff. Sex offense gets The Gas Face around here, pa’tner!)
Listen bud: the first Amazing Spider-Man trailer has radioactive blood…
Learn the rules! Step 1 – Tilt the screen; Step 2 – Jizz your pants!
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol is both the name of the new Tom Cruise movie AND what Scientologists achieve after death and 73 equal monthly payments of $19,000.
Rock, Paper, Zombie!
Jake Troth has a Lord Of The Rings-ass first name for a last name and loves Material Things, cha-ching!
UBC puts their Dub on your Lips. Or something much less creepy-sounding than that.
“I’m A Big Chocolate Slut” (brought to you by Apple Juice, Fax Machines, Halifax and Wooden Faces)
Every journey has an end…
– The Outsiders