The clock struck twelve. The men became mice. Marvel continued numbering nonsensically. Ian turned back into a dickless-before-the-disease-even-struck lepor. The old DC Comics turned back into a pumpkin. At precisely the same time however, my personal dream team creatively slips the glass slipper on my all-time favourite superhero team, saying peace out to the previous roster of talking gorillas and blue gaylords, and ushering in a bold new era of comics that could make or break the industry for the foreseeable future. For realsies, no hyperbole. The new beginning of the DC Universe, Justice League #1. All of their biggest guns (and Aquaman) under one roof, brought to you by the biggest guns DC has creatively: Geoff Johns & Jim Fuckin’ Lee.
If you don’t buy this right now, you don’t like
superheroes… comics… fun… LIFE! Now go forth! Tie a towel around your neck or go commando like Supes and walk/run/fly your ass to your local comic shop and cop you a copy pronto! And no need to fly backwards around the earth if they’re sold out. (OR if you’re lazy OR running out of space for comic boxes) Make the switch from paper to pixel and let your chubby little digits do the walking – download the day-and-date* digital edition from the DC Comics app on your iPhone/iPad/iWhatever or Comixology on your computer.
*that means they both release at the same time, something Ian Premature-Ejaculate-sivo has never experienced
I’ll be back in the near future to pickup where we left off and talk about this (and the rest of the relaunch) with Ian and maybe (assuming we can get him to drop the restraining order) Mark Campbell. For now here’s some mo’ motherfuckin’ Jim Lee FOR YOUR FACES!