So, Week 3 of the 2011-12 NFL season is over and it’s obvious now that Super Bowl XLVI will be The Buffalo Bills vs. The Detroit Lions! Guaranteed! I’ll bet ya $,1000 right now! No?… Pussy.
This has been a rad and surprising start to the season, especially for those long suffering Bills and Lions fans. The Bills beat the Patriots in a crazy game! The Lions beat the… oh… they beat the Vikings in a game that went to O.T. with a rad catch. Okay, so the Vikings can’t hold a lead, but the Lions still look good, and so do the Bills. The only other team at 3-0 is the Green Bay Packers and they’re kind of a big deal.
Now let’s look at some other news from Week 3 and get ready for Week 4.
Michael Vick
He has boo boos everywhere now. Poor wittle guy. If it seems like I hate Vick, I actually don’t (well kinda). He’s great to watch, he’s exciting, and he makes being a Quarterback look really easy. But he whines a little too much. Watching the Eagles/Giants game, it looked like he got knocked around a lot but in my mind he wasn’t treated unfairly by the refs. He definitely shouldn’t have called the refs out after the game; well at least not before asking someone for the stats on which team has had the most roughing the passer penalties called in their favour. The Eagles have had five called in their favour since the 2010 season and that’s the seventh most in the NFL. Just because you broke or bruised your hand doesn’t make it the refs fault – shut up and play ball. Oh and be awesome too. Just don’t win cause I hate the Eagles and I hate Philadelphia. Google “worst fans in sports.” A Philly fan once puked on an 11 year old girl ’cause she was going for the other team. Umm…
Big Wins
My Bucaneers had a big win against the Falcons. Josh Freeman showed his maturity and won the game by forcing the Falcons to go offsides and gain a first down for The Bucs.
The Ravens kicked the living crap out of The Rams on both sides of the ball and went to 2-1 to keep pace with… The Cleveland Browns. Huh!?
The Packers won a tough ass punch you in the nuts game against The Bears. Interesting note: Cutler (the hugest bitch on the planet) threw for five more yards than Rodgers. Neat.
The Raiders had a nice win over the mouth-piece Jets. The game ball, maybe even the season ball, should go to Darren McFadden.
The Saints beat the Texans. 73 points were scored in the game. Rad.
Tony Romo
I can’t say a bad thing about this dude (this week anyways). He was straight up impressive in the Monday Night game vs. the Redskins. He was injured (broken rib and freshly healed punctured lung), wearing Kevlar padding over his ribs and took a pain killing INJECTION. When the game started I was like “okay, so he’s not a pussy I guess” but as the game went on I was all like “whoa, this previously assumed pussy has heart.” He also had to deal with the entire planet watching his every move and throwing to his idiot receivers. They dropped more passes and broke more routes than I’ve seen in a game this year. Romo also had to tell them where to line up on the field! Oh and what the fuck was up with the Center, Phil Costa? Snapping the ball early like six times! You’re an idiot big guy, no other way to put it. I’m the furthest thing from a Cowboys fan, and that game suuuuucked, but I have a solid respect for Romo now.
Week 4 Preview
The Steelers take on the Texans. This game will be back and forth as fuck! Since I have Arian Foster on my Fantasy team, I don’t care what his hamstring is like, he won’t do much against that D, but watch out for that Houston offense. The Steelers need a big offensive game but it will be hard to pull off against the Texans D that gave up 40 to the Saints in Week 3.
Michael Vick will get puked on by a disgruntled fan.
Finally, the biggest game in Week 4 (as far as our group of friends is concerned) will be the Monday Night game when The Colts (Nuv) take on The Bucs (ME!). I would talk some trash here but it’s still the Colts, and Peyton Manning’s ghost might just float down and scare the bejesus out of my young Bucs.
– Jay Haddow
