Yo, I just Rugby-kicked the shit outta Jay’s groin! Now, while this does just sound like an average Monday morning around R2AK HQ, there is, for once, actually a legitimate reason for the ultraviolence! The Fantastic Damage I did to Haddow’s reproductive abilities was in tribute to some great fucking news:
EL-P IS COMIN’ TO FORTUNE SOUND CLUB!!!!!
Timbre Concerts and Karmaloop Present…
With Special Guests Killer Mike, Mr. Muthafuckin Exquire, Despot
Monday July 2nd, 2012 @ FORTUNE SOUND CLUB
Doors at 9:00pm, Show at 10:00pm
Tickets $20.00 advance available online at www.ticketweb.ca
Also available at Red Cat, Highlife, Zulu and Beatstreet Records.
ON SALE NOW! BUY HERE!
So, wake yo’ goat-mouth-ass up and run a hundred miles before your coffee! You can Sleep When You’re Dead, forfucksakes! What you need to do right now is bust out the keytar and go Full Retard! The invincible, Indelible El Producto is comin’! Shee-it, even when he “say nothin’ it’s a beautiful use of negative space!”
In the meantime, you can cop El-P’s Cancer 4 Cure LP on May 22, and bone up. You’re gonna need to know every word for “yelling along” purposes…
Fuck yeah, yo!